When I woke up it was still really dark outside. I quickly leaned over to kiss my wife on the lips. It wasn’t a normal kiss though. Her lips felt huge and her breath smelled awful. I shined my light from my phone on her and I saw Daryl’s face on top of my wife’s face cheek to cheek. They both were asleep with smiles and my wife was snoring away. I think might have accidentally kissed Daryl. He was doing more than spooning my wife. It was like he was on top of her back smiling and but you could also tell he was struggling. It was a strange look combined with his smile.Well, I got up to shower before I went to McDonald’s. I wanted to make sure I was clean when I went there to ask Malik’s friend for a job. We needed it so desperately. I gave my teeth a good brushing and threw some cologne on and a nice outfit. Turned the bathroom lights off so I didn’t wake anyone up and went to kiss my wife this morning for good luck. Daryl appeared to be struggling now. Like he was having a nightmare, poor guy. The smile was gone from his face. My wife’s too. They both appeared to be asleep but Daryl was shaking. I wanted to make sure he wasn’t having a seizure or anything so I took the sheets down a little slowly in case nothing was wrong so I wouldn’t wake them up. I hate when he doesn’t sleep with pants or underpants on I thought to myself. He always winds up peeing all over my wife’s side of the bed. Well, luckily this time his stupid thing wasn’t completely out so he couldn’t pee on the bed. But it was stuck in my wife’s underwear. Somehow they were moved to the side a little bit and he accidentally found his way into them. I tapped and shook him a few times which resulted in nothing. I pushed him down a few times from above onto her a bit. He seemed to be better when I did that. So I did that another time. Pushed him down on top of Stephanie. He seemed more at ease. I did it harder, pushing him down. My wife stopped snoring for a second like she lost her breath but Daryl seemed better. So I pushed him down 4 more times every time harder than the last. My wife was kind of grunting too. In her sleep, she must’ve thought something was going on. Her face looked a little concerned. I pushed him down super hard on the fifth time and it seemed like the weight of the world was lifted off his shoulders so I kept his hips pushed down. He might have made his way further to the crotch part of her underwear. It was like he made his way further in her panties and it might have leaked some pee cause his thingy started to jerk inside of them and her underwear got wet and heavy looking. Just wasn’t yellow or smell like booze like it normally had. But he did stop struggling.
I wasn’t able to kiss her though. Daryl’s lips were blocking mine. He must’ve moved a bit. His face was no longer cheek to cheek with my wife and was more so face to face with her but in a weird position. He was almost munching on the side of her lips. Enough of all that nonsense though! I had to go get a job. Only a few days before this snowstorm and a few days before Christmas. I passed by Earl in the parking lot and he wished me good luck.
“You ain’t going to the New Year’s Eve party are you boy?” He asked
I told him I didn’t know of one and he told me Malik runs it every year. He invited the guys from the motel and their wives and some other girls from the street. I was never told about it yet.
“He for sure gonna get your wife to go. She gotta get shown off a bit and I want to be the one to do it.” He informed me
“It’s cool that everyone likes us. I feel welcomed. Where we come from everyone bullied us. We always got called stupid or dumb. She would get called fat or a cow. It just wasn’t a good place” I told him
“Oh, she is a cow alright. But In a good way,” he said
“A good way?” I asked
“That’s right. She thick as hell that wife of yours! Big bottom big utters and big old meaty thighs” he said.
It was kind of embarrassing to hear. He told me not to worry about the party. They just get into pairs and play cool games. If people don’t know each other or if they’re new they have to play so everyone can meet the person. He said it was super fun and super competitive.
Honestly, it sounded exciting. I like how everyone here are friends. Earl said his wife may or may not come but he is hoping he gets paired up with someone new anyway. He has been doubling up on his medicine for some problem he has but since I and my wife showed up he hasn’t had a problem at all. I was happy for him. He has to take better care of himself. As a friend, I feel like I should be supporting him too. So he knows he got a friend in me. I didn’t find it weird either me being 27 and him well in his 60s. He’s a great dude!
I cut the conversation short to run to go get this job.
