SLUT WIFE STORY CHECKLIST By Titslave
I came up with this outline because so many stories posted, mine included, have slipped into formulaic tales that pack no punch. We must agree that sex in literature, moreso than in life, needs regular refreshment and unpredictability to be stimulating. I encourage us all to break out of the routine plotting and descriptions of sexual situations. Some of the points I raise could never be in these stories because they simply do not belong in them. But the overuse of the same plotting gets one thinking about the implausibility and the sameness, and where's the arousal in that?
Triangles __ Husband, wife and male lover __ Husband, wife and male lovers __ Husband, wife and female lover(s) __ Lovers one at a time or in groups __ Black guys dominate the male lover category; unless stated otherwise, which is almost never, presumption is that narrator (whether husband or wife) is Caucasian
Husband's role __ Enthusiastic supporter __ Tentative supporter; inner conflicts __ Opposed __ Humiliated __ tied up or physically infirm
Wife's attitude/motivation __ Opposed, then persuaded __ Interested, then addicted __ Discovers husband is timid __ Payback __ Living out fantasy __ Sadistic manipulation of husband __ Taken by force, then enjoys it; important to convince reader that many women "want" to be sexually assaulted and will experience ecstasy while being humped "against" their will __ mistakenly had sex with someone she thought was husband
Husband's experience __ None direct; wife is slut behind his back __ Voyeur; sneaks up and observes __ wife flirts with, takes on other(s) in his presence __ he discovers video, photos, emails of wife __ hears it over phone __ stumbles upon scene; e.g., flight cancelled and parks car down the street then walks home ---- __ Variations: fakes out of town trip and watches from somewhere; blends in at bar and watches wife pick up guys; he and wife go on vacation and discovers true nature of wife.
Setting/Occasion __ Honeymoon __ Just engaged __ Wedding __ Bar __ back to college after graduation __ frat party __ wife home alone and bored; gardeners/lawn maintenance __ vacation in tropics __ in hotel for convention __ hiking in woods __ boss throws party __ wind up at strip club and she goes on stage __ country bar; biker bar; pool game; poker game and, since husband cleaned out, she is the bet __ on Space Shuttle to visit International Space Station
Wife's Physical Self __ Measurements - important that author rattle these off despite fact that very few men have a clue what their wife's measurements are __ Endowments - Breasts were immense, huge, very large, heavy, rounded, sat high on her chest, fell down to her navel, etc. __ Ass - ample, round, stuck out, bubble, etc. __ very fit, works out often, all her weight went to her tits __ beautiful blonde hair
Wife's Exhibitionism __ Loves men to watch her __ is not offended by suggestive or explicit references to her body __ "all this attention is getting me hot" __ "I was surprised to see her in a skin tight top" __ wears revealing clothes husband never saw before __ behavior that manifested itself in college and is now being revived __ finds sexual pleasure in provocative clothes or removing same in presence of total strangers __ dance setting: music slows down, ***** wife dances with stranger(s) and lets man/men feel her up in front of everybody
Lovers' Weenies __ Must be 10 inches ? an inch; six inches around __ long and thick and hard as a rock __ twice as big as husband's __ big hairy balls too __ big as a police club __ dick buried forcefully, to hilt, in vagina or rectum with no evidence of discomfort to woman at any time the whole night __ Blacks without exception have bigger ones. Remember Josephine Baker's observation: "The White imagination has no limit, when it comes to Black people." Wives, without exception, prefer sexual thrill of enormous Black dicks __ used for anal sex with no site preparation whatsoever __ Condoms NEVER used
Multiple Partners __ Wife almost instantaneously warms up to, and engages in, sex with strangers all at the same time, in front of husband, with no condoms or lab results on hand __ husband either wholeheartedly supports or stands by with jaw on floor; may at command of wife dress up in lingerie __ smell generated by group of men having sex with one woman never mentioned
Emotional Life of Participants __ males randomly have sex with wife with no hesitation, and hardly any performance problems, no feeling of sympathy for husband or remorse at what has happened __ any protest, anger, hurt or weeping by husband discounted or laughed at
I came up with this outline because so many stories posted, mine included, have slipped into formulaic tales that pack no punch. We must agree that sex in literature, moreso than in life, needs regular refreshment and unpredictability to be stimulating. I encourage us all to break out of the routine plotting and descriptions of sexual situations. Some of the points I raise could never be in these stories because they simply do not belong in them. But the overuse of the same plotting gets one thinking about the implausibility and the sameness, and where's the arousal in that?
Triangles __ Husband, wife and male lover __ Husband, wife and male lovers __ Husband, wife and female lover(s) __ Lovers one at a time or in groups __ Black guys dominate the male lover category; unless stated otherwise, which is almost never, presumption is that narrator (whether husband or wife) is Caucasian
Husband's role __ Enthusiastic supporter __ Tentative supporter; inner conflicts __ Opposed __ Humiliated __ tied up or physically infirm
Wife's attitude/motivation __ Opposed, then persuaded __ Interested, then addicted __ Discovers husband is timid __ Payback __ Living out fantasy __ Sadistic manipulation of husband __ Taken by force, then enjoys it; important to convince reader that many women "want" to be sexually assaulted and will experience ecstasy while being humped "against" their will __ mistakenly had sex with someone she thought was husband
Husband's experience __ None direct; wife is slut behind his back __ Voyeur; sneaks up and observes __ wife flirts with, takes on other(s) in his presence __ he discovers video, photos, emails of wife __ hears it over phone __ stumbles upon scene; e.g., flight cancelled and parks car down the street then walks home ---- __ Variations: fakes out of town trip and watches from somewhere; blends in at bar and watches wife pick up guys; he and wife go on vacation and discovers true nature of wife.
Setting/Occasion __ Honeymoon __ Just engaged __ Wedding __ Bar __ back to college after graduation __ frat party __ wife home alone and bored; gardeners/lawn maintenance __ vacation in tropics __ in hotel for convention __ hiking in woods __ boss throws party __ wind up at strip club and she goes on stage __ country bar; biker bar; pool game; poker game and, since husband cleaned out, she is the bet __ on Space Shuttle to visit International Space Station
Wife's Physical Self __ Measurements - important that author rattle these off despite fact that very few men have a clue what their wife's measurements are __ Endowments - Breasts were immense, huge, very large, heavy, rounded, sat high on her chest, fell down to her navel, etc. __ Ass - ample, round, stuck out, bubble, etc. __ very fit, works out often, all her weight went to her tits __ beautiful blonde hair
Wife's Exhibitionism __ Loves men to watch her __ is not offended by suggestive or explicit references to her body __ "all this attention is getting me hot" __ "I was surprised to see her in a skin tight top" __ wears revealing clothes husband never saw before __ behavior that manifested itself in college and is now being revived __ finds sexual pleasure in provocative clothes or removing same in presence of total strangers __ dance setting: music slows down, ***** wife dances with stranger(s) and lets man/men feel her up in front of everybody
Lovers' Weenies __ Must be 10 inches ? an inch; six inches around __ long and thick and hard as a rock __ twice as big as husband's __ big hairy balls too __ big as a police club __ dick buried forcefully, to hilt, in vagina or rectum with no evidence of discomfort to woman at any time the whole night __ Blacks without exception have bigger ones. Remember Josephine Baker's observation: "The White imagination has no limit, when it comes to Black people." Wives, without exception, prefer sexual thrill of enormous Black dicks __ used for anal sex with no site preparation whatsoever __ Condoms NEVER used
Multiple Partners __ Wife almost instantaneously warms up to, and engages in, sex with strangers all at the same time, in front of husband, with no condoms or lab results on hand __ husband either wholeheartedly supports or stands by with jaw on floor; may at command of wife dress up in lingerie __ smell generated by group of men having sex with one woman never mentioned
Emotional Life of Participants __ males randomly have sex with wife with no hesitation, and hardly any performance problems, no feeling of sympathy for husband or remorse at what has happened __ any protest, anger, hurt or weeping by husband discounted or laughed at
