Stories by Lingus

My Wife's Big Three O As I flipped through a local paper looking for used computer equipment, an ad caught my eye. Its cryptic message read "Men: Ult fnt gft 4 wf/gf. 3 blk mls w27" gty sat. Call 3F at 555-3455." "Hmmm, I'll bet Sara'd like that," I chuckled when I'd deciphered the...

Nikki's Vacation Fun: After a year of saving up, months of planning and several weeks of getting my business affairs in order, Nikki and I were finally off on our first vacation since we got married four years ago. I breathed a big sigh of relief as I backed the van out of the driveway and...

Marty's Massage I had a problem. Not a big problem but a problem nonetheless. It would turn into a big problem if I didn't come up with something soon. My wife Marty's birthday was just ten days away and I didn't have the foggiest idea of what to get for her. What made matters worse was that...

Kim Cums Home "Now this is really depressing," my wife Kim said as she read her mail. "What's that?" I asked. "It's an announcement of my high school twentieth reunion in July. It's hard to believe it's been that long," she said as she threw the packet in the trash. "I take it you don't...

Ginny's Big Surprise for Hubby Ken Carter realized Thursday morning that the week was over. Since he met Betty Simpson at Casey's Tavern on Monday night, he couldn't stop thinking about the great sex that they had together in her van. On Tuesday night, Ken made his problems worse. He called...