A few hours had passed since the snow stopped. It was around 3 am when I heard some shoveling going on outside. Sandy was still awake watching the tv on low. I asked, Have you heard from my wife?"No, Malik posted a picture on his Instagram of them snowed in, so Sandy knew they were alive at least. “Who the fuck is shoveling this late at night?!” I had to use the bathroom anyway so I decided I would peek outside and see how much snow we got. It was Earl! He’s not in the greatest shape so I couldn’t understand why he was shoveling, I tapped on the glass “What are you doing old man!?”
“Old man?! Ima show you old man don’t you worry. One day you gonna see what this bill can do.” he said to himself or me I couldn’t tell.
“Earl, you should go inside. It’s too cold. What’s wrong with this guy Sandy, is he crazy?”
“I Need something in Malik’s room boy. Go back to bed.”
“Ahhhh, he is on a mission!” Sandy laughed “I heard they chose partners already for that party coming up.”
“What do you mean? I thought they drew that from a hat or something?”
“Kind of, Earl always gets stuck with someone he doesn’t want, so Malik saw it fit to let him choose,”
“That’s nice of him. I haven’t met the other people going have I?”
“Well he chose your wife as a partner in like seconds, but you don’t know the other people. It’s like some girls from the street and some of Malik’s guy friends, they’re usually all single bitches except Stephanie.”
“Oh ok, sounds fun though, I can’t wait to see what kind of games there are,” I said. "I’m kind of surprised he didn’t choose his wife, then she’s old so maybe that’s why, she can’t take part in any of the games," I asked Sandy what kind of games there are because I love carnivals or those potato sack races, all that stuff, it’s cold though so I don't know what games?
She told me that they always start with poker and drinking for the guys and the girls all hangout, talk, and get to know each other. The only one this year though that isn’t known is my wife. And then they get into teams and do competitive stuff. She had a weird look on her face though when she was telling me, almost like she was mad. But she didn’t tell me what all the games would be this year. She said a few times they’ve ended in sex which I was kind of shocked cause there is no way I am having sex with my wife in public.
“Oh, my God! Malik posted on his Instagram! Awww it’s Earl and Steph!” Sandy said. “He must’ve made his way to her and Malik! I got to drop a comment.”
“That’s great! Let me see! I hope they aren’t struggling too much and have enough food and heat.”
Sandy showed me the picture. It was only 2 minutes old and had 205 likes and 36 comments. It was a picture of Earl hugging my wife. But he must’ve gotten hot shoveling cause he had his shirt off and belly out and my wife must’ve been going to bed cause she was in those small booty shorts and a bra that doesn’t fit her anymore. I never realized how similar they were in height and weight. A lot of people call her thick for some reason. I think it’s kind of rude. She’s for sure bigger than most beautiful women. She’s around 225 pounds and mostly in her legs, rear end and chest. Malik wrote “best buddies” under the pic. many people commented on it.
Guys were saying they want to be friends too and some girls seemed rude saying things like “They always find the thickest white girl,” one girl wrote “Thick bitch big tits” under the pic which got 15 likes on it. Most people supported it. Even when Sandy commented “That doesn’t look like my brother-in-law” a few guys replied, “That’s what’s up my G.”
I don’t like bullying so I’m glad the majority of the comments were positive. "I’m glad everyone is still safe though and has heat Are you partnered up with anyone Sandy?”
“I was told to be partners with you?”
“It’s ok! We will win.”
“Doubt it,” Sandy said, “I won’t be participating in anything sexual with you.”
“Well duh, I’m not married to you.”
“My girl Tammy from the block saw the pic of Earl and Steph and texted me to ask if they were partners and I said yeah. Tammy said Earl needs a win he’s been down on his luck lately.” She said, “So people are already rooting for Earl! Well, your wife too but yeah.”
