White Boys all over are signing away their freedom in order to take part in the Permanent Incarceration Exchange. "PIE" takes a whitey and allows him to fulfill the remainder of a black inmate's prison time. The Black inmate is given control over the white boy's finances, household, and is given custody of all of whitey's property and kids. PIE has allowed for millions of whites to sign away their freedom in the name of equity and social justice. If you're interested in signing up, please report to your nearest Voluntary Whiteboy Disposal Clinic TODAY! You can even sign up any white sons you have for the program! Fun for the whole ******! Especially your wife and ********* once the inmate you've freed moves in with them...