Stories by SeedBlaster

DELIVERING THE MAIL By The SeedBlaster Greetings folks. I didn't expect to be writing to you so soon but such an extraordinary event has taken place I thought it was worthwhile to share it with all of you. As you know, the ol? SeedBlaster has made it a life's work to pump a few gallons...

ANOTHER RABBIT BITES THE DUST By SeedBlaster Yes, it's the ol? SeedBlaster reporting; this time from the great Northwest. I'm sure some of you may have missed me and the continuing chronicles I've posted here. True, there's been a long silence but never fear, SeedBlaster is still here...

SWEET SPOT By SeedBlaster In recounting my episode with Debbie I mentioned that I had been employed in a Walk-in Clinic. Obviously there are benefits to such employment and one of them is a constant exposure to females of every kind. Debbie was one such female and Nikki was another and...

SECOND OPPORTUNITY By SeedBlaster I think the words 'devious? and 'deviant? have the same root ? at least they do with the ol? SeedBlaster. Many times success is the direct result of specific planning even if that planning takes awhile. Consider the case of Debbie. Shortly after...

DIANE GETS DONE By SeedBlaster As many of you already know, the goal of the ol? Seedblaster is to make as many swollen bellies as possible among the female population and so far, I have had a pretty good success rate if I say so myself! But my experience with Diane took a twist I hadn't...

AGE IS NO BARRIER By SeedBlaster Yes, it's the SeedBlaster again. Have you ever noticed that many times opportunities stare you right in the face and you don't recognize it? It almost happened to the ol? SeedBlaster ? I said ?almost? ? but I used my acute insight and turned opportunity...

Taking Tanya -2 By Seed Blaster Okay, Tanya's knocked up like I planned but I wasn't 100% sure she was going to be able to keep cool with it unless we got married and there's no fucking way I was marrying a BK counter girl just because she had big tits and I had gotten her pregnant...

Taking Tanya By SeedBlaster Howdy folks, it's yer friendly Seed Blaster back after some time to myself. Oh, it wasn't anything important and certainly not a time for reflection and introspection; I've done that a million times already and always came out satisfied with myself. Besides...

My wife and I have been separated for a little over a year?I hadn't seen her in quite awhile and every time I have made an effort to talk bout getting back together again she has a tepid response, if any. She doesn't come out and say 'NO' but she doesn't even seem moderately responsive to the...

One of the benefits of being in a community organization is when that community has its own big swimming pool and during the summer you can sit there looking innocent and just rate the hotties. Yeah, I am an equal opportunity hottie-rater; age, race, bank account ? none of them are factors. So...